Q:Help I’m trapped in the FAQ Section of this website!
A:Hi, if you’re reading this then you’ve heard the news, I Scott Strathman am stuck in this website, in fact in this specific webpage. I’m not sure how I got here, I was just napping on my girlfriend’s couch and woke up here. Enough about me, why are you on the Frequently Asked Questions page of Andrew Niemira’s website? And furthermore why did you scroll down to this last question where I'm apparently stuck? Go outside, get offline and experience the world. Seriously. Like stop reading this. I would say come help me, but you’re the one reading the FAQ section of a goddamn copywriter’s website. So I’m all set. But seriously, stop reading this and go do something baller, you’re not getting any younger.